Oh Shoot !

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

This is an off the cuff presentation if the new Rockwell International heavy duty transmission.

http://home.comcast.net/~steveham21/turbo.mpg


I can't stop laughing.



JIM

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

http://www.wimp.com/moregas/



JIM

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked!



'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied,


'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

THE LONGEST PASSWORD

During a recent password audit, it was found that a
blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

[CAPT MOGUL & Sandy]

THE LONGEST PASSWORD

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"

JuneauMickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy ???

[sawdust_128]

ObamaBidenPelosiReidDoddSchumerFranksSpecterWashin gton

It separates the "gton" in the forum software.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

Bring one to the next Rally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uomk60wP2mI

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.





'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.





'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the s--- out of all of you!'





St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'





'Couple of minutes ago.'

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelli...ort/drill.html