Take a little time to smile...

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

| " Dr. Jones , at your cervix."

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| In a Podiatrist's office:

| "Time wounds all heels."

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| On a Septic Tank Truck:

| Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

Sign on another Septic Tank Truck:

| "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

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| At a Proctologist's door:

| "To expedite your visit, please back in. "

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| On a Plumber's truck:

| "We repair what your husband fixed."

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| On another Plumber's truck:

| "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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| On a Church's Bill board:

| "7 days without God makes one weak."

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| At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

| "Invite us to your next blowout."

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| At a Towing company:

| "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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| On an Electrician's truck:

| "Let us remove your shorts."

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| In a Nonsmoking Area:

| "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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| On a Maternity Room door:

| "Push. Push. Push."

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| At an Optometrist's Office:

| "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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| On a Taxidermist's window:

| "We really know our stuff."

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| On a Fence:

| "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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| At a Car Dealership:

| "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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| Outside a Muffler Shop:

| "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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| In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

| "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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| At the Electric Company

| "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

| However, if you don't, you will be."

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| In a Restaurant window:

| "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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| In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

| "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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| At a Propane Filling Station:

| "Thank heaven for little grills."

|and finally

| And don't forget the sign at a

| CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."


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