A lady of means recently hired a new chauffeur. She wanted to test the guy with a drive to the store.,
Calling for car to come to the front of house, she ask the new driver what his name was. The new driver said, 'my name is James, ma'am.
Madame said, I always use last names of those who I employ, so what is your last name.
The new driver said, I would really prefer the use of my first name, 'James".
Madame's, response, "I will use your last name, please tell.
OK, my last name is "DARLING"! Madame responded, "to the Store James!"