An Alaskan went to Florida to escape the cold and snow. While driving down a busy thoroughfare he noticed several Penguins on the side of the road about to take the plunge into the street to cross to the other side.

Being used to ducks with their young crossing the road during the summer in his native state the Alaskan stopped. Noticing that traffic in the adjoining lane did not even slow down he got out and stood in front of the penguins, holding his arms out to try and keep them from hopping into the busy street.

A policeman showed up, turned on his lights, got out and asked what are you doing blocking the road? The Alaskan explained that he was trying to keep the penguins from becoming road kill and asked for help.

The policeman stated you need to get them off this busy street. Why don't you take them to the zoo! The Alaskan thought that was a great ideal and with the policeman's help he got the Penguins loaded into the car and off he went.

Early the next morning the policeman was driving along the same busy street and notices the Alaskan coming toward him in the same car with the Penguins in the back seat, except this time the Alaska and the Penguins were wearing sunglasses.

The policeman flipped on lights and siren, locked the brakes and did a screeching, tire smoking u turn and pulled over the Alaskan with the Penguins.

He walked up to the car and sure enough the Alaskan and the Penguins were sitting in the car, all wearing sunglasses. The Alaskan even had on a bright colorful tropical shirt.

The police pushed back his hat, stared at the Alaskan and stated; I thought I told you yesterday to take these Penguins to the zoo!

The Alaskan took off his sunglasses, looked back at the policeman with a puzzled smile on his face and said; I did, today we're going to the beach!