Posting from Rome instead. Rainy and cool and 8 euros per hour for Internet access. I'm in the wrong business. I think a Mango's at the Colliseum would work. You could do the Lions vs Christians special.

And they have the perfect toad here. Basically a hood and two doors. Makes a Mini Cooper look like a stretch limo. And you could burn LNG in it so it will be like a rolling bomb. I'll try to snap a photo of one this afternoon.