All that talk about polishing my chrome plated slack adjusters was just a smoke screen (which by the way is a component of the laser light show).

And the bling does not end there. I have recently installed a dual control panel, complete with an all glass aviation panel, heads up display, and full three axis autopilot with the parallel parking function.

But all of that pales in comparison to the holographic light show of the Chippendales for the 85 year old lady.