This thing started when I told you clowns that bling is best defined by having an 85 year old lady look at our coaches, and when she says "WOW" we know the coach has bling.

When I complete my low rider suspension system and coordinate the up and down motions with the rap music playing from my 100,000 watt speakers, all in sync with a laser light show you guys will learn why I have saved bay space for the cooker.

You haven't seen anything untill you have seen a Liberty dance to IceT, complete with FAA illegal lasers. If you think that heavy fat chick that Jeff is dating is light on her feet you ought to see 47,000 pounds of Prevost breakdance.