Oh listen to this whine bag. We sit by his coach while every knuckle dragging mouth breather skulks by saying "Nice coach" as he sits there like King Farouk ruling over his redneck subjects.

But he does make a mean margarita. When I asked him why he wasn't partaking, he said that alcohol tends to attenuate his more dominant traits, so the result was that it transformed him from an asshole to a whole ass.

Nuff said.