I would, however, be afraid of anything John Madden endorses. I stopped in Van Horn, Texas at a Mexican food establishment that had his glowing endorsement.

You guessed it; wouldn't even make a turd. The Trukman couldn't have worked up a loaf out of that stuff. And they had photos of his coach and a mural of it on the wall as well.

Kinda put me off of Madden for a spell...........