Here is one I pulled off a popular RV forum. Thought you guys would get a chuckle:
"I guess u guys have never seen some of the custom coaches that are being built ,, they have a 2yr waiting list and when u go to the showroom a guy in a suit and tie welcomes u ,, and then u can order breakfast , lunch,, or dinner ther also ,,, They even have chapaign if that's u'r style but amyway most of these coaches cost 4.5 mill to 5.5 mill and they even come with the toad of u'r choice or a really big boat ,, al is included in the price ,, but the catch is if u own one then they want to show off u'r rig to some potentail buyers do to the fact that they don't build them till u order them"