You know, the first liar never stands a chance, so in the spirit of full disclosure, let's really set the record straight.

Thanks Deb for the photo proof of the air ride Beagle dog. And that is his skinny side. And thanks for posting a photo of me grabbing my business.

I can't wait for Loc to attend a rally with Jon in the same zip code. He'll find out what early is and how it really sounds. I fully prescribe to the rule of "I don't know where I'm going, but I hate to be late".

I really liked the new wood floors in Loc's vintage coach. I hear he installed them to keep the Wonder Beagle from getting carpet burns on his belly.

How was I to know we were at the only WalMart Supercenter in all of Western North Carolina on Tax Free Weekend? It took me almost an hour to clear the line just to get in the rest room and then Mike sent me to the back of the store to return the trash can. Loc only had to buy chocolate chip Teddy Grahams, (as directed by his darling wife) so the ice cream was an impulse buy and thus off limits for ammo to jam your buddy.

Anyway, you two were gawking at all the tattooed chicks so what was the problem?