Motorcycle Transport

[Jon Wehrenberg]

You guys are really screwing with my head.

First Mango starts the LED thing, aided and abetted by Anaconda boy. Then Fast Roger steals the Bling Award out from under me by putting polished stainless steel on everything he is ashamed of and needs to cover up.

Next everybody but my pal Lew starts on my case because of my blazing driving speed of 62.5 MPH.

Then JPJ starts taking shots because I don't have stainless steel or titanium hardware in my body. He thinks that because I watch Lawrence Welk and restore old bubble machines in my spare time I cannot appreciate two wheeled body breakers.

Then water boy Tom starts in on greasing U joints. I'm wondering when all this abuse is going to end. I can't hardly concentrate on the Lennon Sisters any more due to the pressure.

But thanks for the support from K&E. At least there is someone trying to make me look a little less demented.

[truk4u]

Toy,

Here's a link to Rampage: http://motorcycletrailer.com/rampage/

[lewpopp]

Thanks Jon for considering me as one who believes every thing you do and say. I need all of the friends I can get after pooping on everyone for their bragging on how much Lewbucks they have.

I have found a real old fart that may be coming to Kerrville and he wants to travel at 60. He figured the wind curve on the azmith of the lifter bend would bive many more miles per galloooon. He has a grey beard and a freaky strawberry pony tail. Should I believe him?

He tells me he has an addiction to M&M peanuts, so if he gives me some grief, I'll shove a handfull of them in his mouth.

Haven't received permission from the cardiologist yet, but I have the wifes blessing. UGH, the price of fuel wil make us panhandle along the way. Maybe I can sell off some of the Ace Hardware.

[JIM KELLER]

Toy,

Here's a link to Rampage: http://motorcycletrailer.com/rampage/

Thanks Tom, Rampage is the unit I was thinking of but couldnt remember the name.

[Jon Wehrenberg]

Lew,

Stick with that old hippie. He's help to get you over to POG where you can insult and abuse the turkeys in person.

If he gives you any trouble tell that sweet YOUNG thing he is married to to hit him with her cast.

[rfoster]

Jon: I see you omitted the chinese tire abuse. I hope they are good 'n round & holding air - like bubbles? Anyway ---


Lew that will be great if you can get that hippy looking guy and his attractive wife to accompany you and Kathy to POG#3.. A lot of abuse is in store and it will be great to have all you guys making contributions and taking on your share!

Jeff: I need more help in that voting thingy. Mabe check out the hanging chads? Or is that only a South Florida thing?

[Just Plain Jeff]

Well, the voting thingy.

Y'see, more people go out of Florida feet first than come in that way. So the people working the booths, are well, not young.

They count ballots like this: Ah-one-and-a-two-and-a.... the big dispute is whether the ah, and, a count as votes or not. Then they wind up dancing around in a room filled with bubbles, or so I am told.

Up here in the woods with the Po' Folk, we just make an X and we're done and don't care about anything after that as long as we can have cold deviled ham sandwiches on Wonder Bread at Easter.

Life is good.

[Jon Wehrenberg]

"........ we just make an X and we're done ........"

Maybe it works that way in New England, but down south we ain't signing our name on the ballots.

[Just Plain Jeff]

Up to Maine, the X is only used on birth certificates.

[Jon Wehrenberg]

Would that be the mother's signature or the father's?