Everybody Needs a Good Laugh

[Gary & Peggy Stevens]

"Random Thoughts"

1. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

2. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

3. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

4. Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .

5. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

6. For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

7. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .

8. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

9. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

10. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

11. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

12. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

13. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

14. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

17. I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

18. Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

19. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

20. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'. . .
till you can find a rock.

21. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

22. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

23. If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

24. If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

25. Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

26. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

27. Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

28. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2.

29. Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

30. Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

31. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

32. Do witches run spell checkers?

33. Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

34. Copywight 2006 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

35. Dain Bramaged.

36. Department of Redundancy Department.

37. Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat.

38. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

[dalej]

Also for you to always have complete access to this forum you should calibrate your mouse every month or so. To do so click on the Y and drag it over to the Z


Y You will try anything that someone tells you to, you dummy! Z

[Budman]

Those of us from Alabama, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia And Kentucky would no longer wished to be called Redneck or Hillbilly. Please consider us as Appalachain Americans.

[Toy Box]

As well as those of us from Florida, we prefer Cracker=Americans.

[MangoMike]

Hey,

First post by Budman. Welcome, glad you're joining us.

Mike

[Jon Wehrenberg]

Hi Budman....welcome to the asylum.

Remember, we ain't happy til you ain't happy.

[rfoster]

Budman: Welcome to the funny pages, glad to have an official of Mayberry, USA. .

[lewpopp]

NEWS FLASH !!!!

JUST FOUND OUT THAT TOOTHPASTE WAS INVENTED IN TENNESSEE.

IF IT WAS INVENTED ANYWHERE ELSE IT WOULD BE CALLED TEETHPASTE.

LEW

[Gary & Peggy Stevens]

For those of you that haven't gone to Prevost-Stuff.com, in a couple of days, you have got to read this guys Prevost Christmas Story. You may have seen it before, but for me, it really made my Season Bright

He actually calls it a "Really Bad Holiday Story, Kind of ? " It is hilarious.

http://www.prevost-stuff.com./coaches/bad-airport.htm

Hope to meet the author in person some day, and shake his hand.

Gary

[rmboies]

http://www.prevost-stuff.com./coaches/bad-airport.htm
Hope to meet the author in person some day, and shake his hand.
Gary

Gary,

Isn't that a great story?? Bob and I had the pleasure of hearing this story first hand from Jeff, the author:-) I hope you get to meet Jeff and Helen in person one day as well--I am proud to call them friends they are a wonderful people.