So basically you are saying your previous coaches were kind of like sophisticated outhouses, while your current coach, which took you about a day to plug up has moved into the modern world with indoor plumbing?
My concern would be if I were able to cause the turdomatic to fail so quickly, what must I do in the future to prevent a repeat performance? I would suggest a diet which tends to produce smaller Anacondas or.......never mind. You get the picture.