Who You Driving For?

[Jerry Winchester]

Loc,

We need to stay over here away from the Country Coach Forum. I think the driver's seat in the Country Coach crams their panties in their crack and makes them irritable.

I'm not going back over there without a better wingman. You and Truk left me hanging and Jon had to go watch Lawrence Welk.

[Jon Wehrenberg]

If Jerry is afraid to go to the Country Coach side I ain't going. Make them come here for smart aleck remarks. Last time we were there they chased us away.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

One tequila- two tequila- three tequila- floor.

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

JIM

[jello_jeep]

Our best one is in caravan with 9 coaches on the way to Kerrville, we all pulled into a rest stop in Texas.. I used the restroom just to go stretch my legs, and as I came out, there was a short little grey haired woman I would guess to be in her 80's...

She tugged on my sleeve. I looked down and asked if I could help her..

She pointed to the 9 Prevost coaches in a row, and asked in a twangy Texas accent... "What band ya'll with"?

Without delay I replied, "Earth Wind & Fire"!

She beamed a big friendly smile back and said, "Oh, thats nice".

It just doesn't get any better than that.

She was wearing a Boots Coots hat.. And smelled faintly of tacos.... Hmmm..

[rickdesilva]

Our first motorhome was named "Jerzee Girl" and since we've had alot of luck with our coaches so we moved the name from one coach to another. So the assumption is always that Springstein is in the coach. When ever anyone asks I can't lie I tell them I'm driving for the "Boss"......And, the "Boss" is in the back relaxing, that pisses Wendy off.