10 reasons I know the economy is bad:




1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

3. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

7. Motel Six won’t leave the light on.

8. The Mafia is laying off judges.

9. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

10. The bank returns your check marked “insufficient funds”. When you call the bank and ask it, they tell you they meant them.