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  1. #1
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    Default Birthday Joke

    Just in case anyone is celebrating a birthday today...........

    When a man's in his 20's, he plays football
    ...In his 30's, he plays cricket
    ...In his 40's, he plays snooker
    ...In his 50's he plays golf
    ... Obviously as you get older...
    ...your balls get smaller

    Happy 60!
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE, Hope your day goes your way !

    99 Country Coach 45XL
    Jeep Liberty

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    Have a good one Mike. A few more years and you can stop paying those ridiculous health insurance premiums and be a drain on society like we are.

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    Happy Birthday Mango......Sure missed you and your partner in crime at the POGTGO. Everyone did enjoy getting a full nights sleep, though. Not having to stand guard at night has it's benefits.

    See You Soon

    Ken

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    Thumbs up Have a great one Mike

    I hope you have a great birthday Mango! Don't listen to these other guys about the virtues of cheap health ins, etc. With that goes aching joints, frequent "P" trips, new glasses every year and forgetting where you left them.

    I still enjoy being past 70 and welcome the company, mostly the great POG members. Whoop it up Mike! Welcome to the over 60 club.

    Darl

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    Happy birthday Mike, your not old until you start thinking more about what you did in life, than what you you yet want to do.

    JIM

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    Happy Birthday, Mike!

    I suppose, someday, I may catch up with you

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    Happy Birthday Mike,

    I guess your now into the second half of the adventure!

    Have a great day!

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    I never would have guessed you were that age.

    Have one on me tonight

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    Its all down hill from here! Mike if you were car you would need your clock kicked, an overhaul and a good detail.
    Wendy and Rick DeSilva
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