Jim, what, your pushing for a Kinder, Gentler POG in 2009?? Hate to tell you buddy, it ain't gonna happen.

And what's this "Gee, I know very little about computers," crap. Yea, right

Is that Barb in the background yelling for you to come help muck the stable?
Better hop to it, dude.

Oh, Merry Christmas to you all too.