Adam, to be a member in good standing in POG it is imperative that you treat other POG members like your subjects and make them do as much work as possible.
As examples notice the King had others washing his bus and car in Spearfish, and then when he ran it out of fuel (due to poor collections in his kingdom) he had the poor POG members flogged if they would not push the bus. There are pictures of this posted.
Harry had Mango (a business leader) wash his bus in Spearfish.
Lloyd traveled hundreds of miles just so he could get Joe C to work on his coach. The list goes on.
Getting diesel fuel on your hands is a good trick however. The scent of fuel which remains with you for days if not weeks is a good way to convince the spouse that you know what you are doing and that you are working hard.