So here we were in North Houston for a relaxing weekend at the campground. We had a fantastic dinner on Friday night courtesy of Livio and Pauline Sandrine the couple who purchased JDUB's XL. Saturday we had to leave to attend a kids birthday party in Houston. We return to the campground around 6:30 pm Saturday night. As we are walking up to the door of the coach, my 9 year old asks what is on the front of the bus. Some wise@## has taped a handmade sign on the front bus windshield. Based on the elegance of the sign, it was clear the culprit was scholar (probably went to some institution of higher learning in Oklahoma). I guess I should be happy that it wasn't a sheep. Here is what the sign said:

$1,000,000 coach
and u cain't even kleen
the bugs awff
Call 1-800-BITE-ME

The ACME bag of tricks must be getting empty.