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    Dammit Lew I resemble that remark. You got your nerve spouting off with one foot in the grave and the other on a bananna peel.
    Harry

    Shirley & Harry / 2000 Liberty / 2008 GMC Envoy Denali

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    Ok you two, clean it up, pun intended.

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    Harry, I don't buy green bananas, do you?

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    Default Christmas Lights Video

    I had to pass this on. I know some of you have seen and heard this, but it is the season again.

    Be sure your volume is up, when you play this video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot-B4...eature=related

    Happy Holidays to Everyone from Peg and I.

    Gary S.

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    On that fateful day, March 6, 1836, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the ground floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.

    Col. William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already up there.

    The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them.

    Davy turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we landscaping today?"

    Gary S.

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    Gary, I heard firsthand that what Davey ask Jim when he saw the 10,000 Mexicans was, "Jim, I didn't know we were pouring concrete today."

    But, yea, it might have been landscaping.

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    Be careful, someone here might own a chiawawa( who cares how they spell it ) dog and might have their feelings hurt.

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    Default Blonde Joke

    I had never heard this one, and just had to pass it on:

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ... . ..




    "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."


    Gary S.

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    Ask Peg about this road trip next time you see her. We were on our way to Rayford Crossing in the Woodlands, TX for a nice weekend.

    Hon, I said, don't you think I should turn left here?

    "Na she says, there is another road just a little farther ahead?"
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    Hey Gary,

    We are members of the "Oh Shoot Club", too. Got off an exit near Eagle, Colorado for fuel. After fueling, continued east on the frontage road, fuguring we'd return to I-70 at the next overpass......... No bridge, not an exit, the road began to narrow, become dirt, and head straight up into the mountains. We had to detach, and back the coach up for 2 miles before we found a spot big enough to turn it around.
    Jim and Chris
    2001 Featherlite Vogue XLV 2 slide with Rivets-current coach, 1999 shell
    Previous 22 years,
    We have owned every kind of Prevost shell but an H3-40

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