Oh Shoot !

[JIM KELLER]

Jim,

I am wanting to replace all the rubber grommets in my shield. Where did you find them?

Hector,
(Country Coach owner, with plastic shield.)

Hector, I am computer challenged and just now noticed your post. Sorry. I have the larger mounting grommets that secure the shield. The small ones at the bottom of the windshield will need to be hand made by you. Let me know where to send them/how many and they are yours. My shield used 6.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj8Bkn9kaLE

[rahangman]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man

walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.

Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.

He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk,

but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said,

"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too

[rahangman]

What is Celibacy???? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare,It is essential that husbands and wives know thethings that are important to each other.He then addressed the men. Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

[rahangman]

What is Celibacy????
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, It is essential that husbands and wives know thethings that are important to each other.He then addressed the men. Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

National Institute of Science and Technology

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March, 31, 2011

NIST Announces the Final Phase of Conversion to the Metric System

Boulder, Colorado ? The U.S. Commerce Department's National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) announced today the final phase of the conversion to the metric system. The standards for measuring lengths and weights was established in the U.S. in 1984 when the National Bureau of Standards (now NIST) completed Phase 1 and Phase 2 of the conversion under the Metric Conversion Act of 1975.

This final phase completes the conversion by converting legacy time units into metric time units. Beginning in 2012, time measurement in the U.S. will be in metric time (MT) rather than legacy time (LT). Legacy time allows for 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute. Under metric time, a day will be 10 metric hours (MH), a metric hour will be 100 metric minutes (MM), and a metric minute will be 100 metric seconds (MS).

As it is expected that the complete conversion will take the entire year, NIST will not enforce the penalties provided for under the Metric Conversion Act until the beginning of 2013 for those who do not immediately make the conversion.

A few simple conversions:

1 legacy hour = 0.42 metric hours
8 legacy hours = 3.33 metric hours
1 legacy minute = 0.69 metric minutes
1 legacy second = 1.15 metric seconds

This press release may be further disseminated.

[Gary & Peggy Stevens]

Just had to pass this YouTube Video on to everyone.



http://dc133.file.qip.ru/flash/playe...ys%22%20%2F%3E

[Sawbonz]

Nifty! But, I'm not so sure I'd want that guy spitting in my Sambuca. ; )

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop
the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left
The shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy
and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.
'that was my pager,' she said. 'i have a microchip under the skin of my arm.'

a few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'

the older woman felt very low -tech.
Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said... Well,
will you look at that ...I'm getting a fax!!
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