Tick Warning!!!!!!

[dalej]

Harry sent this to me, he must not be feeling to bad about his bus troubles...


PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!!

TICK WARNING!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it
myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's
important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail
list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only
want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs to the door.

She opens the door, and there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

Great the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

[JIM CHALOUPKA]

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered; "Sure why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped onto the rabbit, and ate it!

MORAL OF THE STORY

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up!