Just for the hell of it I may go down to Home Depot to get some real bling so you guys will pick up your toys and go home.
Right now I envision awning lights (I'm leaning towards Chinese lantern motif), pink flamingos (internally lighted), solar powered yard lights to illuminate the coach (motion sensor actuated of course), and from my local AutoZone I expect to get my ever popular lighted license plate frame (with the moving leds going around the perimeter) and my blue windshield washer nozzle lights.
I have the spinner hubcaps on order.
Fear me.