OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.

OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. (four Pecks for the Purest's)

Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.

Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!

Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel thigh cooked over Light Sweet Crude!