Yo-Joe:

If you read the True Confessions, you'll find that I got arrested just over a year ago and narrowly avoided sharing a cell with Bubba in the Carroll County Virginia slammer. It was all over a radar detector being switched on. Even Mango, with his political connections had to pull (actually I was supposed to be heading to his joint, but oh sure, went on my own).

Sorry to hear that the paperwork messed you up and you were inconvenienced. While you were doing your time there was a show on TV that showed that "Robert Johnson" is on the no-fly list with the Feds. That means anyone by the name of Robert Johnson is a candidate for interrogation at any time at airports up to and including a strip search (one old fella had to go through that).

So, maybe we should get together and do prison tatoos? Glad to hear that you made bail. In Texas, you woulda already gotten LIFE without parole, so all is good.

Glad you're back.