Post Number 1000
I’ve been putting this off until we all got back from P3 and settled back into the normal routine.
What I’ve Learned In 1000 Posts
1. You can’t detect an accent via e-mail (for AP)
2. Don't talk about Corona Kelly when your wife is around
3. You can have too many spare parts (for Lew)
4. You can’t have too many spare parts (for A1Jon)
5. You can’t show weakness in view of your POG buddies or it gets exploited (for most everyone)
6. You can’t wear shorts while it’s raining if a Cracker is standing near you with an umbrella. (Crak4U)
7. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing – MangoMike
8. Don’t voice any new ideas unless you want to own the work associated with it
9. Somebody always has a nicer coach.
10. Somebody always has a crappier coach.
11. If you don’t have a Death List, you need to get working on it.
12. The Webasto has about 38 parts and I have replaced every one of them
13. Sometimes having fun at the expense of others is under rated
14. Lew’s not really grumpy; it’s just that his underwear is too tight.
15. Know where all the black water dump switches are
16. It takes a long time to tape 650 LED’s to 650 watch batteries and then tape them to your coach
17. It takes a longer time to drill holes in 600 Mentos and load them into 120 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke
18. The 8V92 guys are real eclectic but with Harry going over to the dark side, we are getting back to normal.
19. I am living proof that there is no one dumber than a new coach owner.
20. It takes a lot of tacos to get from San Diego to Fort Worth
Those I Need To Thank
All the guys who whined at me long enough to convince me to attend P1. It was a long trip during a busy time, but it was well worth it in knowledge and friendship.
Lew for sending me those metric Allen wrenches when I didn’t know crap from fat bacon.
Crak4U for setting us up in the catbird parking spots at the Balloon Fiesta.
To the King for the sweet cooker; I will always think of you when I fire it up.
A1 for always having time to fix something or talk about bus problems. Next time I call, it will only be happy talk about airplanes
All the numbnuts who ratted me out to my wife about having posted almost 1000 times on the board while she thought I was just working at the computer
And lastly to the a-hole that sent the rancid strip steak to my house in the mail because I left Polk City without it;
the a-hole who mailed the second raw steak to my house that leaked in the envelope and smelled like hell in my mailbox;
the a-hole that put the For Sale sign on my coach while I was parked in the RV park;
the a-hole who decided it was better to wake me up by starting a Series 60 that was 2 feet from my head rather than just call my name;
the a-hole that sent me the rubber dog crap and causes me to suspect every package that comes in the mail;
and lastly to the a-hole who just this week had a pizza delivered to my house during the formal dinner I had to host for the
president of our largest customer - MangoMike Anderson – the man who wears his clothes out from the inside.
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Don't Quit Now
JIM
Gary & Lise Deinhard, 2003 Elegant Lady Liberty, Dbl slide
Originally Posted by merle&louise
