Post Number 1000

[MangoMike]

I’ve been putting this off until we all got back from P3 and settled back into the normal routine.

Those I Need To Thank

All the guys who whined at me long enough to convince me to attend P1. It was a long trip during a busy time, but it was well worth it in knowledge and friendship.

Lew for sending me those metric Allen wrenches when I didn’t know crap from fat bacon.

Crak4U for setting us up in the catbird parking spots at the Balloon Fiesta.

To the King for the sweet cooker; I will always think of you when I fire it up.

A1 for always having time to fix something or talk about bus problems. Next time I call, it will only be happy talk about airplanes

All the numbnuts who ratted me out to my wife about having posted almost 1000 times on the board while she thought I was just working at the computer

And lastly to the a-hole that sent the rancid strip steak to my house in the mail because I left Polk City without it;
the a-hole who mailed the second raw steak to my house that leaked in the envelope and smelled like hell in my mailbox;
the a-hole that put the For Sale sign on my coach while I was parked in the RV park;
the a-hole who decided it was better to wake me up by starting a Series 60 that was 2 feet from my head rather than just call my name;
the a-hole that sent me the rubber dog crap and causes me to suspect every package that comes in the mail;
and lastly to the a-hole who just this week had a pizza delivered to my house during the formal dinner I had to host for the
president of our largest customer - MangoMike Anderson – the man who wears his clothes out from the inside.

Man, a guy leaves the forum for a couple of days to pay for his vacation sins and whamo.

However, Fast Roger is right, a little clarification/reality check is in order.

Following our dinner at POG I, there were some extra steaks left over to split between Jon, JDUB and I. I simply ate Jon's share and mailed JDUB's his, knowing how he whines when he doesn't get his fair share of grub.

Second steak was simply an overlooked bonus. (Jon's Idea)

Pre-Ray-Tile Job you would have wanted to sell that bus too. Now it's a keeper. (Fast Roger's Idea)

He neglected to mention that on the taco tour I let him sleep in my new H3 bed, while I took the couch and then he complains about the alarm system. I thought it was the oil guys who got up early and the bar guys who slept in late? (Kevin E's Idea)

The rubber dog crap had bits of paper intertwined and was mailed to the JDUBettes as a homework excuse - "the dog ate my paper". (Rae's idea)

The International Pizza Incident (IPI) came to me as I was whittling away the hours driving back from Kerrville. It was totally meanspirited and positively made my 1900 mile drive more all the more enjoyable. I still laugh out loud thinking about it. (really Truk4u's Idea)

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Note: Just think of all the wonderful events he'll be able to write about at his 2000th posts. Please everyone do your best to outshine me during these next 1000. You'll start laughing out loud too.