Brave Man Jokes

- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Ladies, these are just bad jokes, ok.:)

You ARE brave.

I know a grreat Priest to administer the last rites!

I wonder it it was a head injury. I am sure there was a head injury after the post, but perhaps there was one preceding the post.

Sure glad I got to meet your one time at least, OysterFest 2011....nice to have known ya!

"Already in hiding" Will make Austin wearing camo and a Willie Nelson mask!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon, you are right. There was an injury. In Dec. of 09 I fell off a 14' ladder while working on the overhead door motor at my shop where I keep the bus. Cut my head open and broke both wrist, but I recovered thank God. Concrete is not very forgiving. I have since given my ladders away!
Maybe thats why I bought a Prevost instead of a Winnebago!!!!!!!!!!! Really my theory is if you start with the best, you can't go wrong. Right?

Hi Charles. The key is to just keep driving.