Everybody Needs a Good Laugh

Jeff,
Read your story with interest. I almost did that same thing in Seattle. Scary that there may be two of us out there.

But I did do something a little more unsettling. I'm new at this MH thing. DW was originally dead set against getting a MH. Too young she said. Wait until I retire, but she knows I'll never retire, ain't in my blood.

So I go buy one anyway just to try out. No big deal as I can use it for business. So she decides we will try one shakedown cruise to Pechanga here in So Cal. Rains all weekend (late November). Then decides we "need" to go to Big Bear day after Christmas so our daughter can learn to snowboard. Boyfirend will teach her. Big storm forcast for that week but hey we all know it never rains/snows in So Cal. Off we go to clear skies and get settled in. Storm hits later that night. About 1:35 am...crash...

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And in the morning we have firewood....across the roof...

Not to worry they will come out and cut it for you, free of charge...

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No one was hurt, and the roof stress test for a CC was complete. Only took out the front AC unit. What a way to start our MH experience. It has gotten better and DW found she loves this life. Bus ownership should be a walk in the park after my plastic coach start.

Michael

This has got to be one of the funniest monologues. :D Hope everyone enjoys it.

http://video.google.com/url?vidurl=h...AYLJHbgBLhr3sQ


After the Dean Martin / Foster Brooks monologue, ignore the next sequence, not sure where that came from? :confused: But the first monologue is worth watching.

gary

Thought you might like this one....

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!

And I don't want Jon to reply and say it's easy! ;)

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Originally Posted by dalej

Thought you might like this one....

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!

And I don't want Jon to reply and say it's easy! ;)

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Now how the hell did you do that ? I tried it several times, with the same outcome.

dislexick I am not?

Here at the mini-rally at TGO we were trying it and Jon was the best there was. He was doing so well he went in to a rap music dance and we had a hell of a job calming him down.

He said to just think of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"

Jon is getting antsy to get on the forum and stick up for himself. He was asking this evening for the use of a computer.

Whatever he posts, he'll blame it on the wrong person whatever he talks about.

Last Jon sighting was: He was on a bicycle headed for the sales lot to look at Monaco's. He was going to do the, "Aw shucks, never saw campers like this before!"

This man is on some kind of a mission.

As many of you may know Liberty Coach is in the process of there Annual Open House Rally in Stuart, florida. Liberty's own Carolyn Konsigdner (sp) has hand picked two POG members to Judge a Mardi Gras Contest ( I dont know what that is yet). I thought you would get a chuckle out of this photo and since I am posting would offer me immunity to any misleading characterizations that may come to mind. As you can see Carolyn has us by our Bling Ball. We were Chosen to Judge cause we will take a bride at the drop of my hat!
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THE ABILITY TO MAKE AND UNDERSTAND PUNS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF LANGUAGE DEVELOPMENT.

Here are the ten first place winners in the International Pun Contest:

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said," I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan. " Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.

Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person ( me ) who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Since I don't have a bus I can talk about or get fixed, or complain about not getting fixed, I have no choice but to send jokes. :confused:

I need a bus ! :eek:

Gary S