Deb,
We could stack the deck in your favor by having a contest to see who owns the most slides.
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Deb,
We could stack the deck in your favor by having a contest to see who owns the most slides.
We should probably be more specific in our language, to wit: 'Slides.'
Being that JDUB is last reported in Las Vegas, the 'slides' from that deal may be, 'way too harsh?'
I swear you guys need a keeper. I am back from Lost Wages and the balmy 111 heat. Screw that place.
Let me consult with my Diet Coke buddy and see what realistic competition looms. In the end, it needs more than subjective judging and should be something even us vintage coach guys can achieve.
FYI, I left the anaconda on the cooker by the pool (not the bling cooker) and I looked out the window Thursday to see one of the yard guys sneaking up behind the other to toss it on him. Plenty of action at that point.
We also need to work on the prize system. To date I have;
A stainless toilet brush holder with inscribed name plate
A stainless toilet brush holder with Viagra bottle (previously owned by Stiff Roger Foster) glued to the top
A rooster named "Dude" that does the chicken dance and squawks when you choke it
A green and yellow anaconda
A condom from a hickory nut
Some mango fart exterminator spray
This is way harsh.
JDUB: Quite an impressive list of POG awards. What do you credit your success to? Full of ??ice cream? Bribing the judges? Cheating?
I agree we need a competition that includes vintage as well as Tugas. :cool:
OK. We've got all these Studley Domeisters throwing around their testosterone on the board, so let's see the real deal.
[SIZE="5"]The First Annual POG Male Swimsuit Competition[/SIZE]
Anybody can buy or shine stuff up, but how about seeing whatchya really got?
Although my esteemed bus owning colleagues (and trukman) have some interesting and creative suggestions, let me offer this:
Campground Lighting Contest
A necessity if you're going to spend anytime outside around the bus, usually neglected by most bus owners as they hurry to huddle inside around their 42" plasmas.
As you travel from campground to campground you'll see a lot of creativity and usually a lot more tackiness when it comes to lighting ones area. But since most campgrounds are pretty dark (except the ones that have blown their landscaping budget with Jamestown Products). This could be an interesting and useful competition.
This would equal the playing field, even Tuga could compete. (I keep thinking about Karen draped in tiny xmas lights).
...and I'm not offering any Mango's staff as potential judges.
Mike
[=Jon Wehrenberg;15246]
Deb,
We could stack the deck in your favor by having a contest to see who owns the most slides]
Bahahahahha, well I guess we would know who the winner is--at this point in time anyway:D
Mango, your lighting idea sounds promising--I imagine you would bring palm trees and flamingos;)
I think Jeff the tool man is on to something. As I do the mental scan of the testosterone equipped part of this august body I'm thinking the swim suit contest would provide some yuks unlike any that we have seen since the bling contest.
I'm picturing JDUB with an oiled body in a bikini set of swim trunks. Perhaps we can convince Jeff the tool man to appear in his speedos. I would be remiss if we did not give the ladies an opportunity to judge the men and to allocate the various awards.
I am constrained by a need to keep this topic suitable for family entertainment, but perhaps it is time to let some of the members of this forum have a huge opportunity to flex their muscles. Lew, do you have your bikini swim trunks ready to go? There can be various categories to assure that a variety of body shapes would be in the running for the POG IV contest awards.
Perhaps the Mangoettes could handle the lighting for this show.
From the early scan of contributions to my original idea of the Male Swimsuit Competition, I hereby modify my original proposal to be a male bikini swimsuit competition, with music perhaps provided by Ken & Ellen, and the Mango Light Team as needed.
The point here is that this will be an opportunity, in a G rated mode, to see those who wish to strut their Prevost stuff before the assembled crowd. Any male who does not wish to participate may do so.
Kinda like South Beach hits Branson?
I'm in, and will be there, camper or not.
What say you all?
http://www.prevostownersgroup.com/forum/ After unsuccessfully cropping JPJ face into the BORAT swimsuit/thong. I'll provide the image and let you guys and gals decide if the Male Swimsuit Competition is the right thing to do. I'm not even sure Missouri law allows it.