Shuttle launch site moved

Dateline 4 February 2009
Nasa Command

Due to popular demand, atmospheric anomalies, winds of change etc Nasa announced on CNN today that the launch date will be 02 14 09, and they have decided the desert area in Northwestern Arizona would be much better suited than Florida. It seems most of the Floridian inhabitants think a "Launch Pad" is a commemorative limited edition of Depends.

The launch will be held in the desert 2 miles East of the Havasu RV Park, just prior to the West Coast Cartel's dinner extravaganza, charity auction, and rabbit roping contest.

Nasa engineers have struck a deal with Mr. Skiff to adorn the shuttle with a POG emblem!

Heavy lobbying on the part of the West Coast Cartel played a heavy hand in their decision.

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