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Jim Skiff
02-16-2009, 10:58 AM
Just in case anyone is celebrating a birthday today...........

When a man's in his 20's, he plays football
...In his 30's, he plays cricket
...In his 40's, he plays snooker
...In his 50's he plays golf
... Obviously as you get older...
...your balls get smaller

Happy 60!

JIM KELLER
02-16-2009, 11:24 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE, Hope your day goes your way !

Jon Wehrenberg
02-16-2009, 11:33 AM
Have a good one Mike. A few more years and you can stop paying those ridiculous health insurance premiums and be a drain on society like we are.

kenrobertson
02-16-2009, 12:59 PM
Happy Birthday Mango......Sure missed you and your partner in crime at the POGTGO. Everyone did enjoy getting a full nights sleep, though. Not having to stand guard at night has it's benefits.

See You Soon

Ken

Darl-Wilson
02-16-2009, 01:34 PM
I hope you have a great birthday Mango! Don't listen to these other guys about the virtues of cheap health ins, etc. With that goes aching joints, frequent "P" trips, new glasses every year and forgetting where you left them.

I still enjoy being past 70 and welcome the company, mostly the great POG members. Whoop it up Mike! Welcome to the over 60 club.:)

Darl

JIM CHALOUPKA
02-16-2009, 01:41 PM
Happy birthday Mike, your not old until you start thinking more about what you did in life, than what you you yet want to do.

:)JIM

phorner
02-16-2009, 02:09 PM
Happy Birthday, Mike!

I suppose, someday, I may catch up with you :D

mike kerley
02-16-2009, 02:58 PM
Happy Birthday Mike,

I guess your now into the second half of the adventure!

Have a great day!

Joe Cannarozzi
02-16-2009, 06:25 PM
I never would have guessed you were that age.

Have one on me tonight:)

rickdesilva
02-16-2009, 06:31 PM
Its all down hill from here! Mike if you were car you would need your clock kicked, an overhaul and a good detail.

Jerry Winchester
02-16-2009, 07:53 PM
Happy Birthday to The Man

4168

truk4u
02-16-2009, 09:06 PM
Happy B'day Mango, don't forget to take out your teeth before going to bed!:D

dale farley
02-16-2009, 09:11 PM
Happy Birthday MIke. Hopefully,Jerry gave you something nice enough to count it from all the POG members.

Denny
02-16-2009, 09:28 PM
Happy Birthday Mike

rfoster
02-16-2009, 09:32 PM
:cool:Happy Birthday Mike,

Micki and I ate your cake a while ago - It was good.

BrianE
02-16-2009, 11:24 PM
Happy Birthday Mike. Getting older is ALWAYS good.

garyde
02-17-2009, 12:27 AM
Happy Birthday Mike. I can't believe you got me by 2 years! Your so young Looking. Must be those sheep injections!

Gary & Peggy Stevens
02-17-2009, 02:40 PM
Happy Birthday Mike.


Gary S.

normancasson
02-18-2009, 02:03 AM
Wow! The big 60 and a TBC member too-can it get any better than this!
Happy Birthday........

MangoMike
02-19-2009, 12:54 PM
Jim Skiff, et al,

Thanks for the birthday greeting. Had a couple of major surprises on the big day including JDUB and Rae showing up with a cooler full of BBQ from the City Market in Houston and Mangoette Danielle arriving from Michigan. All parties unanticipated, so it really turned out to be a great celebration. And as soon as I can make the You Tube deal work I'll post the Roast comments by JDUB so you all can see the interesting comments he made about certain POG members.

I can't believe I'm 60.


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Joe Cannarozzi
02-19-2009, 01:05 PM
You don't look a day over 59

jonnie
02-19-2009, 01:18 PM
MM,

A belated Happy Birthday. Is that a bottle of Two Buck Chuck you and JDUB are swilling?

hhoppe
02-19-2009, 04:46 PM
Hey! Mango You ain't nothing but a punk kid. I'm measuring mine in quarter centuries. I know you had a great party. Wish we all could have been there. We just celebrated my sons 50th, I guess that makes me around a hundred. Looking forward to OK City POG. Congrats.

jello_jeep
02-19-2009, 06:03 PM
I never would have guessed you were that age.)

Me either, I put him on 68! :D

merle&louise
02-19-2009, 09:25 PM
Happy B.D. Mango - the only good thing about being 60 is you're only 2 years away from collecting social security monthly checks! I will collect my first check July 1st - can't wait! Wish you could have made the TGO rally it was great!:D