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truk4u
10-08-2007, 08:56 AM
While minding my own business attending a seminar at POG4, the turd boys decided to invade my privacy and make an illegal entry into my bus. In most states this would be a Felony with jail time, so POG punishment is in order.

How did I know they entered the locked bus you ask?

1. I found a full size poster of Mango taped to my front window shade

2. My toilet paper was missing and the roll was replaced with paper look alike made from non tearing plastic material

3. About 9:00 pm a weird sound came out of my A/C vent like a giant bug making a buzzing sound and I found the devise hidden in the duct

Then I get home, download my pictures and here's the last picture in my camera....

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So, in the future, you may want to set your alarm as the keyless entry codes are easily broken by several professional POG Felons.

Of course retaliatory action was taken by yours truly and the Felon(s) can tell you that story!;)

jello_jeep
10-08-2007, 10:24 AM
Now I don't care who you are... THAT is funny!!!!

Gee, makes you wonder if you found it all ? :confused::confused::confused:

Jerry Winchester
10-08-2007, 11:15 AM
You know, I have to wonder about this "locked bus" thing. If it was so secure, how did anyone break into it? So it was just "entering" as opposed to "breaking and entering" and I don't think that is against the law (even in Missouri).

I think this is a case of hypersensitivity and I am sure there are no other smoking guns in the former PlastiKrakster's (now back to being A$$Krak4U) new ride.

Don't you hate it when someone figures out the master code to your bus........

Jon Wehrenberg
10-08-2007, 11:17 AM
Fast Roger may wish to comment on this but using the security system on some coaches is a little more complex than pushing a button on the key fob.

Some will in fact sound alarms when any door is opened, including the engine doors, and some will shut off all fuel to the engine disabling the coach with no warning or alarms. When that occurs it is not fun starting the coach once you realize what has happened.

MangoMike
10-08-2007, 11:23 AM
Gee, makes you wonder if you found it all ? :confused::confused::confused:

oh yea!.........

rfoster
10-08-2007, 12:07 PM
Hey Tom, If I were you I would throw away the toothbrush and get a new one.

MangoMike
10-08-2007, 12:12 PM
Hey Tom, If I were you I would throw away the toothbrush and get a new one.

Fast Roger, isn't that comment kinda like closing the barn door...


MIke

Jerry Winchester
10-08-2007, 03:25 PM
At this point, I think I would gut the whole inside of the coach and start over.

I am sure there are some biohazards lurking as well as some unexploded ordinance.

I can't wait until the next rally............

jello_jeep
10-08-2007, 08:10 PM
Jerry, did he find the plastick wrapped mackeral? How long did you figure it would take for the fish fluid to penetrate the bag?? :confused::confused:

rfoster
10-08-2007, 09:38 PM
Braking or Breaking - that was another seminar wasn't it? I thought the Sheriff was in town

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However there were some strange events as in "the body under the bus"
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talk about being thrown under the bus, this takes the cake.

MangoMike
10-09-2007, 09:20 AM
I had to head out Friday night in the middle of Karoake to get back to my sweetie and Mangoland.

Saturday morning after breakfast I had just finished my daily constitutional
when:

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The Krackman strikes.

I couldn't stop laughing as I searched the bus frantically for a practical substitute.

And I know who he got my code from, that person will be on the radar.

Turd bro and I are already planning for P5.

Mike

truk4u
10-09-2007, 09:29 AM
No code necessary chicken boy, the door was wide open and I'm sure others would like to hear about the shower!:p

Gary & Peggy Stevens
10-09-2007, 02:58 PM
No code necessary chicken boy, the door was wide open and I'm sure others would like to hear about the shower!:p

Ok, what was up with MM's shower? I gots to hear what happened?

Did Diet Coke and Mentos spray out of the shower head when he turned it on?:p

Gots to know. Somebody tell those of us unable to make the rally.

Gary S.

jonnie
10-09-2007, 05:01 PM
I do believe that the shower was not functioning when Mango got nekked and stepped in to no water. What a surprise! Not really if you know JDUB and TRUK.

John